The top 10 hottest, weirdest and most bizarre gay porn XXX parodies of 2016
The top 10 hottest, weirdest and most bizarre gay porn XXX parodies of 2016
And in our own way, we’ve made them even better
X-Men: A Gay Porn Parody? Come on, needs to be XXX-Men at least
26 December 2016
by Joe Morgan
1. Batman v Superman: A Gay XXX Parody
Starring: Trenton Ducati as Batman and Topher Dimaggio as Superman
A Guess At The Plot Without Actually Watching It: Batman and Superman get out their tension with the glorious use of penetration. Probably more enjoyable than the actual film.
Idea For A More Imaginative Title: Robin’s Eccentric Billionaire Dom Daddy v Man Of Steel Abs
Watch the trailer here:
2. Captain America: A Gay XXX Parody
Starring: Alex Mecum as Captain America and Paddy O’Brian as Bucky Barnes
A Guess At The Plot Without Actually Watching It: Merely shows what Cap and Bucky get up to behind the scenes of when they’re not on screen in the main Marvel movie.
Idea For A More Imaginative Title: Captain America and Bucky Barnes: The Ultimate Brojob
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3. Fuckémon Go
Starring: Johnny Rapid as Ash
A Guess At The Plot Without Actually Watching It: Three porn stars sit around complaining that the time people cared about Pokémon Go expired in the duration it took for them to drive to the film set. And they can still only find Rattatas.
Idea For A More Imaginative Title: Pidgey and Rattata: A Very Common Love Story
Watch the trailer here:
4. Popstar: A Gay XXX Parody
Starring: Johnny Rapid as Justin Bieber
A Guess At The Plot Without Actually Watching It: Justin throws eggs, gets a DUI, sent to anger management, pisses in a bucket, uses racist slurs, doesn’t answer questions at a deposition, yells at fans and refuses to perform. All with his dick out.
Idea For A More Imaginative Title: Love Yourself: Because No One Else Will
Watch the trailer here:
5. Sense8: A Gay XXX Parody
Starring: Paddy O’Brian, Logan Moore, Sunny Colucci, Hector De Silva, Jay Roberts, Gabriel Cross, Dato Foland, and Darius Ferdynand.
A Guess At The Plot Without Actually Watching It: Literally just the orgy scene over and over again
Idea For A More Imaginative Title: Is Sense8 Enough For An Orgy?
Watch the trailer here:
6. Star Trek: A Gay XXX Parody
Starring: Rod Pederson, Brendan Patrick, Jordan Boss, Donny Forza, Jack Hunter
A Guess At The Plot Without Actually Watching It: We get to see what the Holodeck REALLY gets used for.
Idea For A More Imaginative Title: Sorry George Takei, Sulu Definitely Has To Be Gay In This
Watch the trailer here:
7. Star Wars The Force Awakens: A Gay XXX Parody
Starring: Aspen as Poe, Kaden Alexander as Finn and Rey as Griffin Barrows
A Guess At The Plot Without Actually Watching It: Poe and Finn find out what happens when…other things…awaken
Idea For A More Imaginative Title: Ass Wars: The Penis Awakens
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8. Tarzan: A Gay XXX Parody
Starring: Diego Sans as Tarzan
A Guess At The Plot Without Actually Watching It: Twink boy groomed by bears, but it turns out that he
Idea For A More Imaginative Title: Tarzan: Butch Queen Of The Jungle
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9. The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody
Starring: Johnny Rapid as The Flash
A Guess At The Plot Without Actually Watching It: It’s actually a six-second video that involves a seduction, clothes coming off, sex and a cum shot but it takes exactly how long The Flash would need to do all of that with his super speed.
Idea For A More Imaginative Title: Is It Premature Ejaculation When You’re The Flash, Let’s Be Honest Probably?
Watch the trailer here:
10. X-Men: A Gay XXX Parody
Starring: Colby Keller as Wolverine and Brenner Bolton as Cyclops
A Guess At The Plot Without Actually Watching It: Everyone draws straws, and the shortest gets fingered by Wolverine.
Idea For A More Imaginative Title: XXX-Men: Gays of Future Ass
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